What not to do with fire

We have a friend in Germany named Niels. He likes anything to do with danger. He is literally missing a pinkie and lets his 2 year old ride in the front seat of his S class mercedes with:

• no child seat
• airbags turned on
• isn't that enough for you?

So, we had a nice fire going in the wilderness. He had a firecracker. He wanted a boom. He pulled the string. Nothing happened. he dumped the whole innards out. Found the sphere with the gun powder. Think of the worst thing that he could do in this situation. Yep, he threw it in the flames. AND WE RAN LIKE HELL AWAY FROM THE FIRE. I of course loved the whole idea and was laughing my head of.
      But nothing happened. The grown ups said the thing was too old. I didn't. It could still blow. And do you know what we did? We left it in the fire pit. So if you see on the news about a huge explosion in south Germany, that was all me baby.

ghana: two USA: one

i dont want to talk about it.

What can I say?

The US won.
England won.

Both are through. So I was wrong. But the good news is that THE USA ARE THROUGH!!!!!!!  and dont forget we are ahead of england.

Germany

Sorry I haven't posted in a long time; I had trouble with the internet and stuff. The people here are obsessed with soccer. I'm not complaining, those people are my kind of people.

If you don't know the world cup is on. If you read this please go for the US and pray that England loses their next game because then we might go through.

and the winner: I say Spain because the kicked Honduras's @$$

Here

in germany. cant sleep because time difference. $%@#*

Germany

I m writing this on the train. T- minus 13 hours till Im going on the plane

WOW

Sorry guys, the place I stayed had no internet.

A whole lot happened in the past few days.

• Got to Santa Fe
• Saw stone carvings
• Saw a bat cave (not the one batman lives in, a cave with bats)
• got on a Indian Reservation (so small it has one restaurant)
• Climbed over barbed wire to see petroglyphs 
• Back to Santa Fe

So I arrived and just went to bed, I was so tired.  Then I got through a stopping place for travelers in the time of Spanish rule in Mexico. People carved their name on the mountain face that surrounds the area. But the best part of that was I got to see the ruins of the Natives that lived on the mountain. I will upload pictures soon.

     Now the bat cave. We had to wait for 2 hours in silence to see.......not a whole lot of bats. We were supposed to see a thousand bats, we saw twenty. Oh Well. If you haven't been to New Mexico before (like me) you will be amazed in what you see. From flat expanses with small shrubs the only thing besides red dirt to huge mountains out of sandstone. Only thing thats really annoying is its so dry, I get nose bleeds every five @$%&*** minutes. GTG bye 

So Far.... Part II

After spending a day in Los Angeles, I got on a Amtrak train to Albuquerque New Mexico. If you don't know, the train is by far the most comfortable transportation. Your own rooms, good bathrooms; even if you go in coach, you have a menu for food and huge seats. Did I mention a restaurant on the train? Not the greatest food but still better than the @##$%& they serve on planes. Here comes my stay in New Mexico. Stay tuned 

So Far.... Part I

I flew into LA and stayed there for about 24 hours. I got to see the Natural History Museum there and had a lot of fun. More importantly though, I got to go to IN N Out Burger. Here is my REVIEW:

I ordered a cheese burger, animal fries, and a chocolate milkshake. First the burger. I can't say it was the best burger I ever had. It was good, but I think that the burger from Kua Aina was better. The fries was prepared right in front of me (awesome) but the were just ordinary. I ordered them animal style, but that was just onions, cheese, and mayo like 1000 island dressing. I have to be honest and say I was kind of disappointed. But the Shake. It was the best shake I have ever had. It was the kind of shake you dream about. So I give this place a 4 stars out of 5

Approx. 7 hours till Takeoff

I am going to be on my flight to LA soon. My trip to Germany will begin. More posts soon.

Hidden Items

I just learned this but there are secret things on the menus of In n out burger and Jamba juice. for instance I found a huge list of things on the Jamba one (not sure if true).

Blue Gummi Bear

Chocolate Gummi Bear

Green Gummi Bear

Pink Gummi Bear

Red Gummi Bear

White Gummi Bear

Andres' Surprise

Apple Pie

Berry Depressing

Blue-Topia

Butterfingers

Chocolate covered Strawberries

Fruity Pebbles

White Fruity Pebbles

Pink Fruity Pebbles 

Reese pieces

San Diego

Skittles

Sourpatch Kid

Starburst [aka Pink Star]

Lemonade Lightnin'

Strawberries Dreamin'

Strawberries Lightnin'

Strawberry Shortcake

Sunny Delight

Tootsie Roll

Tropical Tango

Melonade wave

Now and Later

Orange Dream Machine

Pacific Passion

Peanut Butter and Jelly

Pineapple Dreamin'

Rainbow Sherbert

Raspberry Dreamin'

click here to see the full secret menu for in n out.

Things to do as you wait for your parents to do their shopping

here is something I got from school

1. Pick up random things and put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, "Pikachu I choose you!"

17. When someone looks at you, stare at them & after a minute, smile.

18. Look up at the ceiling and see how many people look up
[optional: laugh at them after]

19. Superglue a penny to the concrete in the parking lot & see how many people try to pick it up.