My blog career is over

Im done, i cant post anymore. Stop looking at my blog.  But it was cool. So i strongly recommend making your own. go. NOW

fun with people

Do you want to know just how much the human brain thinks alike? Ask anyone the following question, "What is a Goatee?" They will all touch there chins in a way of explaining.

say to you friends "I think I'm going color blind."  they will all say "what color is this". This does not work with family.

scary indeed

News for u

i am going to make a series out of the ones like below.

i need help though. If you have a funny one email me at zacsoccer@gmail.com

thanks
zac

this is funny

highlight the link and then right click. Then click go to address.

file:///Users/Zac/Desktop/Screen%20shot%202010-08-20%20at%204.13.23%20PM.png

A Unexpected Accomplishment

Today I attempted to make a trebuchet (click here to find out what a trebuchet actually is) out of wood. It was 36 inches wide, 1 and a half feet tall, and had a counter weight of 15 pounds. Me and my friend designed it ourselves and it chucked a tennis ball 40 feet. I still can't believe it.


Photos to follow.

Books

Yesterday I got introduced to 2 new books that can change your entire summer day experience.

I recommend this link to start out with.


Then go for the mothership

The Game

I have found out the best game ever, using razor scooters.

you will need:

• 2 razor scooters
• 2 kids
• 1 grown up
• 1 large stick for whacking with
• small foam ball
• protective equipment
• health insurance.
• 2 goals

First make sure you know how to scooter with 1 hand. Set up the goals close to each other. The kids are on one team. They are both on scooters. Their job is to score a goal by throwing it into the opponents goal. The grown up has no scooter but has a stick. he can whack you with it only on defense. He cant use his hands, but he can kick it. He can score by using the stick to shoot the ball. 

WARNING: THIS IS A VERY DANGEROUS SPORT. PLEASE BE CAREFUL.

Karate kid?

click here to watch the trailer for the new karate kid movie. try to find something wrong with it. Oh yeah, the guys teaching the boy Kung fu. But its called karate kid. Is something wrong here? Yes. Karate. Not Kung fu, karate.

my minds too blank

cant think of anything to write. Then its my plan B, mythbusters on youtube. Did you know that you can watch full episodes? Just type mythbusters full episodes. Its great. trust me.

Im back

So today is my first day back with nothing to do. As much as I love germany, its always great to be back. German food is very different than ours. We have a mix of cultural foods into one. There is only one type of food in germany, german food. Sometimes I like that, most of the time the food is good. But it is soooo easy to get tired of two things you like there.

@ laguardia airport hotel, heading home

Got internet? i do. =    :)

And the winner is......

the technical winner of the contest is:

Joseph

and in second Kai

Last day

this is my last day in germany.

Umm......

not a lot of people wrote back. I am going to aboard the contest. I'll just give the prizes to the 2 people that wrote back.

Look here

Okay:

I am putting a contest out there for you. Your job is to try guess the score for the final, and the third place game. Spain will play Holland and Germany will play Uruguay in the 3rd place match.

by the way, you dont have to be a huge soccer fan to play.

Here are the rules:

• you must submit your scores before both games starts (July 10th)
• you will be scored in this way:  

there is really no scoring rule, I am just going to score you based on the other's two games.

• the winner will win a prize from germany 

click here to see what you could win (IMPORTANT POINT, JUST KIDDING)

so germany lost

spain was a better team. Germany missed Tomas Muller. 1-0.

not bad. And about my prediction, did I say Germany ? I soooooo ment spain.

The Hills Are Alive, with the Smell of Vomit

If you don't know, since I am staying at a farm part of the town, I get to smell the wonderful smells that come with a farm, like fresh cow manure. This amazing substance smells like vomit. But not just vomit. It smells like a mixture a vomit. Not to mention actual poo. Its not my favorite part of germany. But win some lose some.

So far

here is a link to show where I have been so far. I am in a country town called Tubingen. They now have a subway sandwich place. Its kind of awkward when I can see cows to my right, and a cold cut combo to my left.

My brother and I had a argument yesterday about who was going to win the world cup. I said Spain or Germany, but coe said I could only pick one.

My verdict:

SPERM-any  HAHA

I was wrong

Spain had a bad first half. Only won 1-0. I now think Germany will win the world cup.

Spain vs paraguay

I say 4:0.

I am not kidding by the way. Paraguay couldn't put 3 passes together vs. Japan

What not to do with fire

We have a friend in Germany named Niels. He likes anything to do with danger. He is literally missing a pinkie and lets his 2 year old ride in the front seat of his S class mercedes with:

• no child seat
• airbags turned on
• isn't that enough for you?

So, we had a nice fire going in the wilderness. He had a firecracker. He wanted a boom. He pulled the string. Nothing happened. he dumped the whole innards out. Found the sphere with the gun powder. Think of the worst thing that he could do in this situation. Yep, he threw it in the flames. AND WE RAN LIKE HELL AWAY FROM THE FIRE. I of course loved the whole idea and was laughing my head of.
      But nothing happened. The grown ups said the thing was too old. I didn't. It could still blow. And do you know what we did? We left it in the fire pit. So if you see on the news about a huge explosion in south Germany, that was all me baby.

ghana: two USA: one

i dont want to talk about it.

What can I say?

The US won.
England won.

Both are through. So I was wrong. But the good news is that THE USA ARE THROUGH!!!!!!!  and dont forget we are ahead of england.

Germany

Sorry I haven't posted in a long time; I had trouble with the internet and stuff. The people here are obsessed with soccer. I'm not complaining, those people are my kind of people.

If you don't know the world cup is on. If you read this please go for the US and pray that England loses their next game because then we might go through.

and the winner: I say Spain because the kicked Honduras's @$$

Here

in germany. cant sleep because time difference. $%@#*

Germany

I m writing this on the train. T- minus 13 hours till Im going on the plane

WOW

Sorry guys, the place I stayed had no internet.

A whole lot happened in the past few days.

• Got to Santa Fe
• Saw stone carvings
• Saw a bat cave (not the one batman lives in, a cave with bats)
• got on a Indian Reservation (so small it has one restaurant)
• Climbed over barbed wire to see petroglyphs 
• Back to Santa Fe

So I arrived and just went to bed, I was so tired.  Then I got through a stopping place for travelers in the time of Spanish rule in Mexico. People carved their name on the mountain face that surrounds the area. But the best part of that was I got to see the ruins of the Natives that lived on the mountain. I will upload pictures soon.

     Now the bat cave. We had to wait for 2 hours in silence to see.......not a whole lot of bats. We were supposed to see a thousand bats, we saw twenty. Oh Well. If you haven't been to New Mexico before (like me) you will be amazed in what you see. From flat expanses with small shrubs the only thing besides red dirt to huge mountains out of sandstone. Only thing thats really annoying is its so dry, I get nose bleeds every five @$%&*** minutes. GTG bye 

So Far.... Part II

After spending a day in Los Angeles, I got on a Amtrak train to Albuquerque New Mexico. If you don't know, the train is by far the most comfortable transportation. Your own rooms, good bathrooms; even if you go in coach, you have a menu for food and huge seats. Did I mention a restaurant on the train? Not the greatest food but still better than the @##$%& they serve on planes. Here comes my stay in New Mexico. Stay tuned 

So Far.... Part I

I flew into LA and stayed there for about 24 hours. I got to see the Natural History Museum there and had a lot of fun. More importantly though, I got to go to IN N Out Burger. Here is my REVIEW:

I ordered a cheese burger, animal fries, and a chocolate milkshake. First the burger. I can't say it was the best burger I ever had. It was good, but I think that the burger from Kua Aina was better. The fries was prepared right in front of me (awesome) but the were just ordinary. I ordered them animal style, but that was just onions, cheese, and mayo like 1000 island dressing. I have to be honest and say I was kind of disappointed. But the Shake. It was the best shake I have ever had. It was the kind of shake you dream about. So I give this place a 4 stars out of 5

Approx. 7 hours till Takeoff

I am going to be on my flight to LA soon. My trip to Germany will begin. More posts soon.

Hidden Items

I just learned this but there are secret things on the menus of In n out burger and Jamba juice. for instance I found a huge list of things on the Jamba one (not sure if true).

Blue Gummi Bear

Chocolate Gummi Bear

Green Gummi Bear

Pink Gummi Bear

Red Gummi Bear

White Gummi Bear

Andres' Surprise

Apple Pie

Berry Depressing

Blue-Topia

Butterfingers

Chocolate covered Strawberries

Fruity Pebbles

White Fruity Pebbles

Pink Fruity Pebbles 

Reese pieces

San Diego

Skittles

Sourpatch Kid

Starburst [aka Pink Star]

Lemonade Lightnin'

Strawberries Dreamin'

Strawberries Lightnin'

Strawberry Shortcake

Sunny Delight

Tootsie Roll

Tropical Tango

Melonade wave

Now and Later

Orange Dream Machine

Pacific Passion

Peanut Butter and Jelly

Pineapple Dreamin'

Rainbow Sherbert

Raspberry Dreamin'

click here to see the full secret menu for in n out.

Things to do as you wait for your parents to do their shopping

here is something I got from school

1. Pick up random things and put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, "Pikachu I choose you!"

17. When someone looks at you, stare at them & after a minute, smile.

18. Look up at the ceiling and see how many people look up
[optional: laugh at them after]

19. Superglue a penny to the concrete in the parking lot & see how many people try to pick it up.

2012

Some kids in my school are obsessed that the worlds gonna end in 2012. I would hate to tell them ....... its not going to happen. Possibly you are one of those people. If you are please email me with your evidence. Who knows, I could possibly with enough evidence change my mind. But really? The end of the world? How do they know? The people who believe this have a argument. The Mayans calendar ends on December 12th, 2010. Why do the Mayans care though? They died out a thousand years ago. Even though the Mayans actually got the exact date when cortez arrived in 1519, a amazing feat of odds of around around 1,000,000 to 1, their prophecy of the world ending does not exist.

Pearls

I just purchased a new Pearls Before Swine book called "Lions and Tigers and Crocs Oh My!". Some are familiar with the comic, others are not. I you are not familiar with his work, I strongly recommend that you should read it. 

click here to see some 

click here to see his blog

what are you waiting for? Click the link already! Gosh.    

Google Chrome → :(

It had such promise.

My math teacher was the first to introduce me to this new and "amazing" search engine. It was supposed to have everything, tab browsing, easy to use..... the works. So I downloaded it. Try as I might I just could not chose it over Safari. I was very disappointed. Now I know something.  It was just a search engine...... Nothing more.

lets see what you think though:

click here

Buzz is contaminated

Before Google Buzz was fun. It was a cool way to express yourself. Now however the site is filled with useless garbage and three letter posts. WE MUST FIGHT BACK! That is why I have chosen to write a blog.

Seriously consider writing a blog. Its very soul cleansing...... TO WATCH ALL THE BUZZ MORONS DIE!!!!

Welcome

Wow, my first blog. Most of my posts will be from my summer (in a week) but ever so often I will write like so: What was the most frequent two words in the Hawaii State Assessment? The stop and keep going icon on each page. After gruelingly easy questions we are forced by the evil invisible communists when we should or should not turn the page. To top it off at the inside cover of the booklet, a stop sign. HAVE WE COME TO A POINT WHERE WE DONT KNOW THAT AT THE END OF A PIECE OF READING MATERIAL WE STOP.

THE END IS NEAR