My blog career is over

Im done, i cant post anymore. Stop looking at my blog.  But it was cool. So i strongly recommend making your own. go. NOW

fun with people

Do you want to know just how much the human brain thinks alike? Ask anyone the following question, "What is a Goatee?" They will all touch there chins in a way of explaining.

say to you friends "I think I'm going color blind."  they will all say "what color is this". This does not work with family.

scary indeed

News for u

i am going to make a series out of the ones like below.

i need help though. If you have a funny one email me at zacsoccer@gmail.com

thanks
zac

this is funny

highlight the link and then right click. Then click go to address.

file:///Users/Zac/Desktop/Screen%20shot%202010-08-20%20at%204.13.23%20PM.png

A Unexpected Accomplishment

Today I attempted to make a trebuchet (click here to find out what a trebuchet actually is) out of wood. It was 36 inches wide, 1 and a half feet tall, and had a counter weight of 15 pounds. Me and my friend designed it ourselves and it chucked a tennis ball 40 feet. I still can't believe it.


Photos to follow.

Books

Yesterday I got introduced to 2 new books that can change your entire summer day experience.

I recommend this link to start out with.


Then go for the mothership

The Game

I have found out the best game ever, using razor scooters.

you will need:

• 2 razor scooters
• 2 kids
• 1 grown up
• 1 large stick for whacking with
• small foam ball
• protective equipment
• health insurance.
• 2 goals

First make sure you know how to scooter with 1 hand. Set up the goals close to each other. The kids are on one team. They are both on scooters. Their job is to score a goal by throwing it into the opponents goal. The grown up has no scooter but has a stick. he can whack you with it only on defense. He cant use his hands, but he can kick it. He can score by using the stick to shoot the ball. 

WARNING: THIS IS A VERY DANGEROUS SPORT. PLEASE BE CAREFUL.

Karate kid?

click here to watch the trailer for the new karate kid movie. try to find something wrong with it. Oh yeah, the guys teaching the boy Kung fu. But its called karate kid. Is something wrong here? Yes. Karate. Not Kung fu, karate.

my minds too blank

cant think of anything to write. Then its my plan B, mythbusters on youtube. Did you know that you can watch full episodes? Just type mythbusters full episodes. Its great. trust me.

Im back

So today is my first day back with nothing to do. As much as I love germany, its always great to be back. German food is very different than ours. We have a mix of cultural foods into one. There is only one type of food in germany, german food. Sometimes I like that, most of the time the food is good. But it is soooo easy to get tired of two things you like there.

@ laguardia airport hotel, heading home

Got internet? i do. =    :)

And the winner is......

the technical winner of the contest is:

Joseph

and in second Kai

Last day

this is my last day in germany.

Umm......

not a lot of people wrote back. I am going to aboard the contest. I'll just give the prizes to the 2 people that wrote back.

Look here

Okay:

I am putting a contest out there for you. Your job is to try guess the score for the final, and the third place game. Spain will play Holland and Germany will play Uruguay in the 3rd place match.

by the way, you dont have to be a huge soccer fan to play.

Here are the rules:

• you must submit your scores before both games starts (July 10th)
• you will be scored in this way:  

there is really no scoring rule, I am just going to score you based on the other's two games.

• the winner will win a prize from germany 

click here to see what you could win (IMPORTANT POINT, JUST KIDDING)

so germany lost

spain was a better team. Germany missed Tomas Muller. 1-0.

not bad. And about my prediction, did I say Germany ? I soooooo ment spain.

The Hills Are Alive, with the Smell of Vomit

If you don't know, since I am staying at a farm part of the town, I get to smell the wonderful smells that come with a farm, like fresh cow manure. This amazing substance smells like vomit. But not just vomit. It smells like a mixture a vomit. Not to mention actual poo. Its not my favorite part of germany. But win some lose some.

So far

here is a link to show where I have been so far. I am in a country town called Tubingen. They now have a subway sandwich place. Its kind of awkward when I can see cows to my right, and a cold cut combo to my left.

My brother and I had a argument yesterday about who was going to win the world cup. I said Spain or Germany, but coe said I could only pick one.

My verdict:

SPERM-any  HAHA

I was wrong

Spain had a bad first half. Only won 1-0. I now think Germany will win the world cup.

Spain vs paraguay

I say 4:0.

I am not kidding by the way. Paraguay couldn't put 3 passes together vs. Japan